breakinq:

following back heaps♡

bettycrockerdile:

i had a pun about insanity but then i lost it

fuckgasm:

even my friends aren’t my friends

awwww-cute:

The 140 lb reason I come home from college

hisaofukayamas:

michaeltrucco:

I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT

THEY DIDNT FOLLOW THE GAME THE GAME FUCKIN FOLLOWED THEM

deanassbutts:

officialunitedstates:

anime-steamlove:

officialunitedstates:

what if dragons exist but they just kill anyone who sees them

Then someone would notice that people were getting killed

NOT IF THE DRAGONS KILLED THOSE PEOPLE TOO

the government is asking the real questions

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

  • police: you're under arrest
  • me: no i'm not
  • police: shit