i had a pun about insanity but then i lost it
even my friends aren’t my friends
what if dragons exist but they just kill anyone who sees them
Then someone would notice that people were getting killed
NOT IF THE DRAGONS KILLED THOSE PEOPLE TOO
the government is asking the real questions
today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.