rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

tormy-pickeels:

nice how they gave the murderer a chance to clear out his social media history to protect his reputation while the unarmed black teen who got shot had his reputation dragged through the mud

500-days-of-autumn:

girls don’t want boys, girls want season 3 of orange is the new black

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.


Murders and rapists can get away with anything but “oh fuck no! How dare you act as a father to your 11 year old son!?”

buttsec:

i just sneezed and my brother texted me “shut up”

cucumberbatchin:

do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
paris666hilton:

Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.